I’m infinitely tired of the term moonbats. It’s so overused and taken seriously that I fall from my levitated state when it is said (and that fall hurts being a big guy). But I really hate the term moonbats since it kills what a real moonbat would be like. I’m talking an actually creature on the moon that resembled a bat. A real live moonbat discovery would be great to behold. Seeing that the moon has no atmosphere, the moonbat would most likely float around all shimmery and ghostly in deep moon caves. And they wouldn’t bark either. They would be silent and telepathic....

Even though I never go to church nor am I down with organized religion, I still respect people that do. But what I can’t stand is some religious people pointing out that every bad thing that affects a large number of people is God’s punishment. I overheard two men talking yesterday in Border’s Bookstore about Hurricane Wilma. What they said (and how happy they were talking about it) just stopped me in my tracks: Man #1: Hurricane Wilma will be the one yet. Just look at how many have struck this year. I’ll tell ya again; these hurricanes are the Lord’s Throwing...

Guess what everyone? New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin is no Rudy Giuliani according to Thomas Galvin: The overwhelmed Mayor of New Orleans, Ray Nagin was not up to the job. He sent out an “S.O.S.” and had a profanity laced meltdown in a radio interview instead of rolling up his sleeves and saving his city. As soon as the World Trade Center was on fire, Rudy Giuliani told his police commissioner Bernard Kerik, “Thank God we have George Bush in the White House.” Rudy Giuliani was the central figure of 9/11 for New Yorkers, and for the rest of the nation. As mayor he knew New York...

I have a t-shirt with the above graphic on it courtesy of T-Shirt Humor: The Funny T-Shirt Store. I can’t believe how many times people have given me the evil eye when I wear it. This is by far one of the most harmless t-shirt graphics but… To cut to the chase, when I and others wear this shirt, I guess we’re going to influence the mighty housing market. I had several people, total strangers, tell me that my t-shirt is a “boldface lie”, “damaging to home owners”, and “liberal nonsense”. Hey now. We Mystic Negroes (with dictator tendancies)...

Sometimes I take a slice of bread and butter both sides. I then pick up the bread and eat it. After I’m done I notice how much butter is on my hands since I buttered both sides. The lesson? Spread double butter on one side so it tastes the same as the bread buttered on both sides. After that nugget of nonsensical wisdom, I give you this: US 13-year-olds are fairly conservative: Time poll WASHINGTON (AFP) - It might surprise their parents, but in the age of graphic lyrics and violent video games, American children entering their teens remain very cautious about sex and dating and still...

All I wanna do is marry Condi Rice in the game and see her take a shower in-game. JOY! All that blurred out body and steam makes a man so lukewarm. The sheer cartoonish aspect of it all gives me 0.0000000000000371 degree (Celsius for world readers) rise in overall body temperature. Sims 2 content “worse than Hot Coffee” [UPDATE] Miami attorney Jack Thompson claims cheat codes make EA’s life sim a pedophile’s paradise by showing genitalia; calls for ban on T-rated game. How do you like your hot coffee? If you’re Jack Thompson, you like it scalding game publisher’s...

Look at the following picture very closely and see if you see anything wrong with it: Looks like a bunch of clean-cut young women posing with our fearless leader. But this America. The place where controversy is as common as McDonald’s. Ugh! Generational conflict at heart of flip-flop debate By Tim Whitmire / Associated Press Back and forth it goes with the tale of the Northwestern University women’s lacrosse players who wore flip-flops to meet the president. Flip: “Nobody was wearing old beach flip-flops,” said one of the players, who wore a rhinestone-bedecked, $16...

Hillary Rodham Clinton says President Bush has a “What, me worry?” attitude (i.e. Alfred E. Neuman of MAD Magazine) and Republicans get all ornery and chippy: Republicans Blast Sen. Clinton’s Comments By MARC HUMBERT, Associated Press Writer ALBANY, N.Y. - Republicans took aim at Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton on Monday for a speech comparing President Bush to Mad magazine’s freckle-faced, “What, me worry?” kid, Alfred E. Neuman. A Republican National Committee official said the former first lady was “part of today’s angry and adrift Democrat Party,”...

Can we be living in a world made of paper maché? Everything is clean and so neat. Anything that’s wrong can be just swept away. Spray it with cologne and the whole world smells sweet. – Dionne Warwick, Paper Maché, (1970) Do some of us actually think medical research is going to be clean? Do some of us actually think there won’t be life lost in the pursuit of better life? I guess so. GOP Backs Non-Destructive Cell Research By LAURIE KELLMAN, Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON - Embryonic stem cell research that doesn’t destroy budding human life? Right now, it’s possible...