My brother showed me a video recently and I was laughing for hours. This video featured a “Christian minister” that isn’t close to politically correct. In fact, he uses the F-Bomb and N-word repeatedly. Here’s a quick summary of the video by victah: Here’s a real gem I recorded on Public Access TV back in the 90’s. I recently found the tape and want to share it with you all. If you like your religion peppered with profanity, “The Spirit of Truth” is the man for you. He does it all; reads from a giant phone-book size Bible, takes phone call and...

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