I saw the below photo of actress and model Phoebe Price earlier today:

I can’t help but wonder if her butt starts itching, scratching it in public my send a sizable number folks into orbit. And if she does the whole “butt chair rub” to alleviate the itch, ya better get a fire hose out. Those around her will get to watch a damn-near naked woman gyrating on a seat. Hope she has room for all the paper she’s going to earn off that itch.