Vote for the white dudes!



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After watching last night’s American Idol, I called some of the Mystic Negro disciples and we had a grand ol’ discussion. We all came to a consensus:

A WHITE DUDE HAS TO WIN AMERICAN IDOL THIS YEAR!

Yes sir! For the first time in American Idol history, we have three strong white male singers. Not half-ass singers. Not funny, weird singers. But down to da bone singers! This the time folks. Now, I do like Katherine and I absolutely love Paris (she is a bonafide jazz gurl and that always gets me) but they sadly are women. And women have dominated AI (with the exception of the hero to big guys everywhere, Ruben Studdard). But men, especially white men, have not had a taste of the ultimate prize. And it must be corrected. American Idol MUST have a representative of the Head Honcho Class (HHC) win. And I can feel good about voting for a HHC dude since they have mad skills this year on the show. Yes sir one mo’ time! So c’mon America! Vote for the white dudes! Keep the union strong…

Besides, they all seem like some really down-to-earth fellas. Now excuse me while I continue to worship at the shrine of the greatest American Idol ever: Fantasia!

[zing! to Dean Esmay]




One Response to “Vote for the white dudes!”

  1. Enigma says:

    Well, you didn’t call me, but have to agree. My favorite from tryouts was Chris. My favorite voice is Elliott, who I’m not sure is an albion, especially since his last name is Yamin. But I LOVE TAYLOR. I don’t think he’s going to win AI. I’m surprised he’s still on the show, but he’s a great performer. I love him. Did I say that already?


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