Being a dictator, I was overly happy with the bashing of freed journalist Jill Carroll by assorted right wackaroon blogs. Cause I knew the left was going to retiliate and a cyber chaos war would start! YIPPEE! We dictators love chaos because it opens up gaping holes for us to slide through and take over. And the icing on the cake is Jill Carroll actually telling what really happened after arriving at Ramstein Air Base. I particularly shiver with delight at this statement she made:
“At any rate, fearing retribution from my captors, I did not speak freely. Out of fear I said I wasn’t threatened. In fact, I was threatened many times,” she said. “Also, at least two false statements about me have been widely aired: That I refused to travel and cooperate with the U.S. military and that I refused to discuss my captivity with U.S. officials. Again, neither is true.”
My dearest Americans, every little situation like this where some of us turn on our own without waiting for their REAL words, just makes it easy for a dictator like me. Jill Carroll was threatened under gunpoint to say what she said while a disturbing number of us called her a traitor and/or terrorist sympathizer. But don’t you fret my dearies. I’m a benevolent dictator that only have your best interests at heart. Such things like mandatory whirlpool sessions on the job, flying cars, warp speed, and very nutritious slurpees. So keep on prejuding.
I’m ready to ascend! Tea anyone?
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