Posted by T-Steel in
American Society on 11 1st, 2005 |
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So President Bush has outlined a $7.1B flu-fighting strategy that will hoard enough vaccine for *snicker* 20 million Americans. Ok, that’s less than 10% of the population but who am I to complain? I’m just a peon. A scrub. A lowly citizen. But President Bush, why go the ol’ vaccine route when you can make a mandatory chicken soup initiative? Chicken soup is plentiful and easy to procur also. Oh that’s right. This is called the bird flu and chickens would be high risk and very contagious… HMMMM!
I got it. A mandatory imitation chicken soup initiative! Everything takes like chicken anyways. Who says I can’t do the U.S. President thing??