Move me no mountain Turn me no tide Swim me no ocean Long, deep and wide Just say you love me, baby Long, strong and true Move me no mountain To prove that you do Move me no mountain To prove that you do — Chaka Khan, “Move Me No Mountain” (1980) That’s the way love should be: simple. All that climbin’ the highest highs is rare in a relationship. Steady and committed love is all we need. Besides mountain climbing is too dangerous to do everyday.

I present to you (turn your sound up): The Spinhead Jamboree! Pure genius! Go ahead and make fun of me for lovin’ the jamboree. While your sitting there all serious, I’ll be laughing heartily. High-falutin’ Internet folks are so 5 years ago. BAH! [zing! to Goonland]