Professional food displeasurers suck!

You ever go to restaurant with a person that acts like they are physically ill, outraged, offended, and downright insane when the food is presented? Example:

Waiter or waitress sets the plate of food in front of this person and he/she she ruffles their nose, makes a dispairing face, clutches their stomach, and says a foul remark about how nasty the dish is.

Now this jellyroll head ordered the meal from the menu. There’s nothing visibly wrong with the food. And they make a production before even tasting the food! Did I mention that they ordered the meal? When that happens, I feel like taking my plate of food and slamming into that individuals face with obscene force and then slapping the snot outta them.

My wife has always been with me when we had a professional food displeasurer (what I call them) show up. So I couldn’t slam the freak with my plate without my wife saying:

Now honey! That is asinine. Just get up and punch the shit out of them instead. That’ll make up for it all. We’ll carry this wonderful meal home in a doggie bag.

Fo’ sho’ (or fer shure for the Cali type).

One Response to “Professional food displeasurers suck!”

1. Lynn S says:

   September 22, 2005 at 5:08 pm

   Bit o’ wisdom for those folks: Always be nice to anyone who handles your food. You don’t want them to be pissed off at you.