I have unleashed my Jihad!

That’s right boilyz and grillz. The target of my most magnificent Jihad is:

THE GAS PUMP!

Infidel, unholy scum! You metallic monstrosity of dollar bill destruction! $2.71/gallon?!?! How dare you sit there a smirk at me. I will take your spout and shove it back in the holder you… you… THING!

I give up. Prices will be past $3.00/gallon soon enough. I’ll just stay home and watch DVDs. Maybe continue to plot my eventual takeover of all things absurd. Or fire up my Jihad by strapping a few Energy CEOs to a big glazed donut and rolling them into a flock of grounded seagulls. HMMM…

2 Responses to “I have unleashed my Jihad!”

1. lora says:

   September 2, 2005 at 3:58 pm

   I totally disagree with your comments about Bishop T.D. Jakes. But you are right, he shouldn’t be placed in the same category with the others simply because they are not worthy to be in the same category as he is. Bishop Jakes does more than just ramble and he doesn’t look ignorant or make stupid comments such as yours. He is annointed, blessed, and wise with the knowledge and wisdom given to me by the grace of God. Maybe if you were a Christian and followed the commands set forth by God, you’d know a God fearing man when you saw him.
2. Mahndisa says:

   October 14, 2005 at 11:49 am

   10 14 05

   Nope she is wrong. Rev Jakes may have some good intentions, but bottom line, he is straight up ig’nant. And there you have it:)