The Sims 2: Capitol Hill expansion

All I wanna do is marry Condi Rice in the game and see her take a shower in-game. JOY! All that blurred out body and steam makes a man so lukewarm. The sheer cartoonish aspect of it all gives me 0.0000000000000371 degree (Celsius for world readers) rise in overall body temperature.

Sims 2 content “worse than Hot Coffee”

[UPDATE] Miami attorney Jack Thompson claims cheat codes make EA’s life sim a pedophile’s paradise by showing genitalia; calls for ban on T-rated game.

How do you like your hot coffee? If you’re Jack Thompson, you like it scalding game publisher’s laps. The Miami attorney and antigaming activist has done his share to see that games don’t fall into the wrong hands. And lately, those hands have belonged to almost everyone.

Thompson was among those who spearheaded the recent effort to slap an “Adults Only” rating on Rockstar Games’ Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and he’s often been on the forefront of many other gaming issues, several of which have targeted the crime-spree-based GTA franchise. In the past, he’s represented defendants who have been the victims of GTA-inspired crimes, including the triple homicide of three police officers by an 18-year-old boy in Alabama.

His beef with San Andreas? Unused code in the game that depicts sexual acts. These minigames can be unlocked by using game-cheat devices or patches available on the Internet.

Thompson is on a roll…and he’s not done yet. His latest goat is a game that doesn’t involve guns, carjacking, or prostitutes: He’s going after Electronic Arts’ The Sims 2.

In a manifesto sent today to press outlets, Thompson focuses on dismantling the Entertainment Software Ratings Board and exposing what he calls the industry’s “latest dirty little secret.” The secret’s out now, and it involves nude sims.

In the statement, Thompson says, “Sims 2, the latest version of the Sims video game franchise … contains, according to video game news sites, full frontal nudity, including nipples, penises, labia, and pubic hair.”

The Sims 2 is a “life simulator.” In the game, players steer their digital beings around their cyberlives. Actions include everything from the spectacular (getting married, having children, receiving promotions at work) to the mundane (cooking microwaved meals, going to the bathroom, mopping the floor). Such activities, as in real life, sometimes require nudity. EA circumvents inappropriateness by “blurring” out the nether regions, almost to a comical sense.

I think ol’ Jack Thompson been driving short bus for too long and sees us as the passengers. Since that’s his worldview I suggest we all pull our pants down and give him some moon. Ooops. Need to blurry out our asses so he’ll at least get us to the mental hospital and not run the bus off a cliff claiming he’s sending us sinners to hell.

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