My chance may come!
Could it be true? That my goal to become the first American Dictator may happen? Maybe it is wishful thinking. Maybe I should just join one of the Big Two and be a partisan slappy fo’ life. But I’m too weird for the Big Two. Only by being a dictator could I be fully happy in politics (or being Secretary of Space Travel but that’s another story). Anyways I bet you are asking the following:
What can be happening in American politics that will allow the rise of your dictatorship?
The answer (I’m so jiggly with excitement):
The are some Republicans seriously talking about supporting Condoleezza Rice as the 2008 Republican Presidential Candidate!
JOY! So you know what the Howard “The Overseer” Dean’s response will be? To make sure a minority gets the Democratic nomination (either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama). MERCY OH MIGHTY! Can you imagine the response of those good ol’ boys and “I’m a liberal cause I can be down but I really don’t like those darkies” liberals? They would go positively nuts. Two minorities for President of the USA? Third parties would gain some momentum then. And my American Dictator Party would have a strong chance cause we would assure America that… Better yet, here’s a small snippet of what my representative (an Orlando Bloom-looking white guy) would say:
This mockery of an election perpetuated by the bloated Democratic and Republican parties should not only outrage you but make you depressed. They both feel they can throw anyone out there and you have to vote for them cause they are the Big Two. But they are wrong my friends. We at the American Dictator Party know that only your feelings matter. Only your issues count. And we have wrapped all of your feeling and issues into one mass. And that mass has been given the word. And that combination of the mass and word was made flesh. And that flesh is our American Dictator. Through one all are loved!
Oh yes! I wouldn’t even say my name or show my face. My PR would whipped Americans into a frenzy unparalleled. The plans that I have! *Sinister laughter*
So come on Democrats and Republicans, follow the course so that revolution can begin! Viva la revolution!!
