Chocolate, almondy, cheesey genius!

Ah yes! Chocolate almond cheesecake! Very very good. And it’s so good for you. Lots of vitamins and minerals. Loaded with tightly packed energy. Happy happy! Joy joy!

Uh oh. Do I hear dissention among the ranks? High in fat? Sure. Loaded with sugar? Absolutely. To be avoided at all costs? Hmmm. See I got it all figured out. Much research I have done. And my findings are without argument. Wait until the diet warriors get a load of my findings. Without further ado, here is the outcome of my research (I can barely contain myself): I’ll just eat chocolate almond cheesecake sometimes instead of all the time.

Hold the applause. I know, I know. Pure genius. I’ll autograph your monitors as soon as possible.

4 Responses to “Chocolate, almondy, cheesey genius!”

1. ej says:

   July 16, 2005 at 2:14 pm

   why don’t you just let me BORROW that cheesecake? you know i’m good for it. forilla.
2. Jerry McClellan says:

   July 16, 2005 at 2:34 pm

   Pure genius!!! Man!…wish I would have thought of that one.
3. T-Steel says:

   July 17, 2005 at 6:26 am

   All in a day’s work, my friends. The little stuff is what counts.
4. Lynn says:

   July 17, 2005 at 5:41 pm

   Yum! Hey, we like fat and sugar so we must be meant to eat it. That’s the way nature (or God) made us.