Our Supreme Wackaroon

We’re way too logical in picking U.S. Supreme Court justices. Since Sandra Day O’Connor was the recognized “middle” and/or “tie breaker” on the Supreme Court, how about we replace her with a certified nut job? I mean we go to a bunch of mental institutions and find us a solid wackaroon. One that makes decisions by throwing down the bones and reading the pattern of gravy, vegetables, and meat in a piping-hot, opened pot-pie. So after the four over-there make a decision and the four over-there make a decision, our Supreme Wackaroon will be the tiebreaker! Wondrous loveliness! I can see it now: he/she comes shambling into the Justice chamber with a gravy stained robe on. And right behind him/her is an aide pushing a cart with a bag of chicken bones and a big, steaming pot-pie. Our most excellent Supreme Wackaroon would grab the bag of chicken bones and toss them high into the air and watch how they land all over the place. He/she would then grab the steaming pot-pie, rip a piece of the golden crust off the edge and peer into the concoction like a research scientist. He/she would them stick a finger into the pot-pie, raise the gravy digit up high and give a decision with all the drama as Moses delivering the Ten Commandments to his people. Quality entertainment for the entire fam. And corporations that make pot-pies will have soaring stock prices.

JOY!

[zing! to Norbizness and Dean Esmay]

One Response to “Our Supreme Wackaroon”

1. Dean's World says:

   July 3, 2005 at 4:22 am

   T-Steel

   Ah, I see T-Steel finally has a blog of his own. About damned time. Update your blogrolls.

   Meantime, he’s got a